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By Anonymous on Wednesday, January 23, 2002 - 02:58 am:

    Call 847 537 5818 Ask for "Fat Whore", "The slut who raped my cow" or "Mandi"

By Nate on Wednesday, January 23, 2002 - 09:48 am:

    what is it with people who can't pull off a simple prank call without assistance?

    what a fucking reject. i bet your idea of a great night is a case of dr. pepper, a list of bart simpson's calls to moe's printed out from the internet and a yellow pages.

    And really... "fat whore"? how original. and how would a slut rape a cow? that doesn't even make sense.

    if i were you i'd bone up on my skills by calling chinese resturaunts after hours and picking up on whoever answers.

By Anonymous on Thursday, January 24, 2002 - 04:39 pm:

    what, is that your phone number, Nate? Afraid people will find out you're a cow-fucking slut?

By Thread Inspector on Thursday, January 24, 2002 - 04:44 pm:

    STAMPED: Maturity Level Zero.

    Grade A Crap all the way across.

By Thread Inspectors Supervisor on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 12:17 am:


    That would be Bull Crap.


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