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Aksina sana on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 06:14 am:


By Fetidbeaver on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 09:47 am:

    ok, let's do the math hear.
    born in Britain in 1980
    traveled to Iran 2 years ago =
    20 year old educatd web designer from an english speaking country but speaks worse than a 3 year old. yeah, right.
    I CALL BULLSHIT!!!

    i will give you my standard free advice.

    (1) quit work/school/etc

    (2) sell your body

    (3) become a junkie

    p.s. stop back soon and let us know how it's going.


By Fb on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 09:54 am:

    excuse me,
    London
    educated


By eri on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 10:15 am:

    I thought it was just me. I couldn't believe she spoke such poor english for someone who was educated in London. On top of that if she was born in 1980, she is only 6 years younger than me and old enough to figure out how to get her own plane ticket. If she is a web designer from London, then she should be much more eloquent and resourceful. That is my opinion.


By Spider on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 10:35 am:

    Uh...can't someone take that bank number and withdraw all the money now?


By Czazrina on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 10:47 am:

    She needs to make herself a sign;

    "Will work for food"

    Maybe this will help.


By eri on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 11:13 am:

    I wondered the same things about the bank account.

    I am wondering if her sign should say "Trying to screw the ignorant out of their money by playing on their emotions" instead. Of course, she would have to remember how to say and spell that.


By patrick on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 12:58 pm:

    since its an Iranian bank account, due to the embargo we have had on Iran for two decades, you would think that it would be difficult to do any kind of transaction.


By eri on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 01:38 pm:

    That could be true.


By J on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 01:50 pm:

    I think she's looking for a sugar daddy.


By Spider on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 01:57 pm:

    Aren't we all?


By Nate on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 04:56 pm:

    i'm looking to be a sugar daddy.


By spunky on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 05:08 pm:

    I think she is a front for Al-Quaida!!!


By patrick on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 05:44 pm:

    god dammit spunky....

    al-Qaida al-Qaida al-Qaida.

    I've seen slightly variant spelling in foreign press like the BBC "al-Qaeda" (they also spell Taliban, Taleban).

    you work for the military machine, you should know how to spell your enemies' organizational names.


    (i know im the last one to bitch about spelling but damn if it hasnt been in print and in the news 50 times a day for the last 6 months)


By spunky on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 06:36 pm:

    Caught me, patty.
    I think that list of enemies is expanding 4 fold today


By Nate on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 06:44 pm:

    to 16? or 20? what is the current list? afghanistan, iraq, iran, north korea? or is it al'Kaeda, taliban, iraq, iran, north korea?


By Bob King on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 06:52 pm:

    Bob King calls the shots mister.

    Bob King declares Mexico, Luxembourg and France offical enemies of the United States of America.

    Bob King declares WAR!


By spunky on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 12:06 pm:

    afghanistan, iraq, iran, north korea, phillipines, and a few others I cannot mention


By patrick on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 12:50 pm:

    Phillipines? Are you sure about that?


    You should probably add Sudan, Lybia, Syria, Somalia to that list of unfriendly countries.








By spunky on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 01:29 pm:

    I am sure about the phillipines.


By patrick on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 01:37 pm:

    The Phillipines are our ally homeboy.

    The Abu Sayyaf islamic guerilla group has taken refuge on Basila, which is why our troops are there, with the quiet blessing of the Phillipine gov't and a majority of the people...according to most reports.

    I promise you the State Dept. would classify the Phillipines as friends...not enemies


By spunky on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 02:13 pm:

    Ok.
    Not an enemy, but a fight zone


By patrick on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 02:20 pm:

    i love it that you and watcher are examples of US government employees.


    dammit i wish they'd fix this fucking server!!


By spunky on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 02:32 pm:

    My job is to take care of the network, I really do not pay much attention to whom we are fighting.


By eri on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 02:33 pm:

    Remember Patrick, that any government employee is only as good as the information he is given, and when it comes to spunky's employer, communication SUX so it is easy to get misinformation. Your tax dollars hard at work


By patrick on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 04:55 pm:

    thats hilarious.


By patrick on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 04:56 pm:

    its that kind of gub'ment way of thinking that will take you far.


By The Government on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 05:29 pm:

    We don't have to tell Spunky the Insignicant Cog shit.

    We take that back:

    We need to tell him to stop fucking around on message boards and GET BACK TO WORK.


By eri on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 05:52 pm:

    notice this message comes 1 minute before quitting time. There's the government for ya!


By neutroxide on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 07:04 pm:

    i'm half iranian :o


By The Watcher on Friday, March 8, 2002 - 02:17 am:

    I'm sorry but the government doesn't tell us shit anytime.

    Besides, you only get the government you deserve.

    If you want something better you have to work for it.

    And, please stop electing idiots.


By patrick on Friday, March 8, 2002 - 01:05 pm:

    "Besides, you only get the government you deserve."

    Since when is the government in the position of judging what we deserve and don't deserve? What we deserve is outlined in our Constitution.

    Its really a matter of getting the government we were promised.


By The Watcher on Friday, March 8, 2002 - 01:28 pm:

    You have to work to get that.

    Otherwise you really have no right to complain.

    The least you need to do is be informed on your political leadership.

    And, vote!!!


By patrick on Friday, March 8, 2002 - 01:34 pm:

    ok...its like talking to wood.

    i do vote. Im informed of my political leadership.

    In case you forgot, I am promised certain things the minute I am born on US land.




By Nate on Friday, March 8, 2002 - 03:07 pm:

    speaking of talking to wood, what exactly were you promised and what have you not receieved?


By Fb on Friday, March 8, 2002 - 03:53 pm:

    new improved Pert and refill size Tide. come on everyone knows that.


By patrick on Friday, March 8, 2002 - 04:03 pm:

    the Bill of Rights for starters nate.

    I didn't say anything about not receiving those 'promises', personally anyway.

    i was only responding to watcher's comments about getting what we deserve, implying that if we don't vote or stay even remotely informed of our leadership we don't deserve much when in fact there is no mention in the Constitution or bill fo Rights about getting less because one doesnt vote or pay attention.


By eri on Friday, March 8, 2002 - 04:53 pm:

    He wasn't talking about not receiving things Patrick he was talking about the right to bitch. If you don't vote or don't stay informed than you get what you deserve, you in effect do nothing to invoke anything you believe in so therefore don't bitch about it.


By Nate on Friday, March 8, 2002 - 10:38 pm:

    i maintain that the general public is not intelligent enough to vote. you don't see much in the way of democractic corporations, do you?


By pamela on Friday, March 8, 2002 - 10:52 pm:

    i need a sugar daddy...


By Fester on Saturday, March 9, 2002 - 12:37 am:

    the general public in a republic is not supposed to vote

    the general public votes in a democracy

    and that leads to pandemonium which is what we have now


By dave. on Saturday, March 9, 2002 - 01:22 am:

    or militaries. yeah, nate. good point.

    sieg motherfuckin heil.


By semillama on Saturday, March 9, 2002 - 09:08 pm:

    speaking of "sieg heil"

    I was going through some old archaeology
    reports from when I was doing the homestead
    survey on Fort McCoy, and I found a photo of
    the last flag raising at one of the school sites I
    surveyed. I noticed for the first time that the
    children were saluting the flag with their arms
    streched out in the classic "heil" salute. The
    date of the photograph is 1942.


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