Its the way it is,but jack wont admit it....and how come I do all the reseach for y,all?

unless you're really into fat gay dudes, who cares if jack is or isn't fat and gay?

Nate,take it from me,jack is fat and gay...I did hundreds of hours on this project.

he's obsessed! it's taking over his life! haha!

sounds like he's going to wind up in a straitjacket shaking and mumbling "he's fat and gay...he's fat and gay....jack........jack.......jack......"

jeez, you're probably right. v, buddy, i can see you have deep, unresolved issues about jack. issues that, and please understand this, only you have. and it's really clogging up the bandwidth. how about we make this your official "my issues with jack" thread? every time you need to post about jack, i'd like you to take a deep breath and come post it here.

droopy, you have such a way i hope someone will be so kind with me when the day comes

i get this way at coctail hour.

Well I still say jack is a fat gay boy,he posts that way.,so I kick his ass,you got a problem with that?

hey v. why aren't you showing droopy the proper respect?

droopy is o.k....your a pervert.

droopy is trying to cook his fucking dinner. what's a pervert?

...jack,....he is our token gay in this place...

i meant what does the word "pervert" mean?

...I think you are pulling my dingler...and what is the amazing fucking food you are eating that is more important than me?...are you posting with your mouth full? feh!

a piece of tilapia and two ears of corn, if you must know. and beer to wash it down. there is nothing more important than you. i'm just curious as to why this thing with jack is so important to you. maybe i just haven't been here long enough. maybe i missed a thread that would explain everything. is it just that you hate gays? homosexuals in general. were you brought up in lithuania to hate jews. were the ottoman turks jews? occasionally you mention the bible on a thread, is it that god doesn't like jews? you say that you want to kick jack's ass. were you attacked by a gang of fat gay men on the streets of london? you once said you know some gay men in london, i think.

the other issue, of course, is that i am neither fat nor gay, but v prefers to imagine me this way because.... ah, nevermind.

personally, i think v doesn't even know what his "problem" with me is. it has simply become a routine that is usually tedious to most of us but occasionally funny. "jack" represents something to rant against and "hate" so he makes up fantasy qualities of "jack" to rant about and "hate." he does seem to indicate at times that he thinks of it as some sort of fun "war" or "game" of banter or something.

well, that's what i'm wondering. is this all about you and "fat and gay" is his way of attacking, or is it that he hates gays and you, right or wrong, just happen to be handy. it's a fascinating conundrum.

This is the way I see jack http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html

i'm never able to access any of the links posted here. especially ones with 14 minutes download time.

...you need a new computer,I have six on line,right now.,but I dont have one in the john,yet.

v is not anti-semetic,fact is I think I am in part Jewish myself...so I dont ever have a problem with Jews.Most are fine people...but fat gays I hate.

mm, a computer in v's lav, how completely... icky

actually, i've already offered the computer i have to someone else. i think i prefer not having a computer. i never said you were anti-semitic. just wondering why you hate fat gays. surely there's a reason.

fat gays tend to be sweaty,and I dont like that.

v is confused on a number of issues. "fat/gay" is, to his mind, an effective attack. it seems to be at least in part self-loathing, as he has posted many times about his ample midsection. i can understand why you would prefer not having a computer, but i'm glad you're around this part of the internet, droopy. if only spider were around as much. if you give your computer away, happy trails to you. i hope you stay online. and i can see that agatha is correct: you definitely have a book in you. no question about it. that link isn't worth a 15 second download, much less a 14 minute one. it's a guy dancing lamely but campily in a chair in front of his webcam and lipsynching to a techno number. it was a minor web sensation for about a week last year (the guy was even on the front page of the new york times), but v didn't catch on until a few months ago, and he has conflated that video with his obsession with "jack" so..there is an endless string of links (many broken) to it here. he seems to think that implying that "jack" = the guy in the video is a devastating insult to me. it must suck to be him.

although he's having a wonderful night tonight because of the sorabji activity and attention. you go, v. go on wit your bad self.

jack,I also did a posting about your cat.

three historical links for droopy: one two three no one thread can explain anything but..you might get a more complete picture from these. along with the usual screwball/idiotic stuff.

yes, v. i see that you're trying to impress me. thanks.

thank you, jack. though i'll have to read them later. i've had enough to drink and seen enough of these boards that i'm going to have to give my brain a break. if you're wondering why i even have any interest in all this, it's that v reminds me of someone i used to know. and how when i started asking questions, interesting stories came up.

Bet you have a gay pride ribbon.

"when i started asking questions, interesting stories came up" this is one of the classic effortless statements of good writers/authors. cheers, droopy.

sometimes v makes me miss Ronda

cheers.

jack,your gay,and yes,I still hate queers.

...but mostly you...

droopy,wrong sincks on this,your cool,jacks gay.

JACK,have I told you your gay,today,shmuck ?????

jack,whats this bullshit that you see your self as a gay Jesus Christ.